Ralisation : Alec Berg
Scnario : Larry David

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- 04:54 - "Dr. Phil" est un show d'entretien prsent par Phil McGraw qui offre des conseils sous forme de stratgies de la vie de son exprience en tant que psychologue clinique.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Phil

- 10:31 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Acto

- 10:36 - Mohammed Atta As-Sayed tait une des personnes impliques dans les attentats terroristes du 11 septembre 2001 aux tats-Unis. Le FBI le cite comme tant le coordonnateur de ces actes terroristes et le pilote du premier avion, qui s'est cras contre le World Trade Center.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Atta

- 11:26 - Le Sder (littralement, l'ordre) est le repas rituel pris les deux premiers soirs de la fte juive de la Pque (seulement le premier soir en Isral). Au cours de ce dner, on lit la Haggada qui retrace l'histoire de l'Exode des Hbreux hors d'gypte o ils taient rduits en esclavage, d'aprs la tradition biblique. Le Sder rpond au commandement religieux que tous les Isralites doivent rappeler et transmettre dans leurs familles le souvenir de la libration divine. De nombreux symboles sont utiliss au cours des Sdarim.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9der

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- He's gonna fucking flip out, him and his fine-ass fucking wife.

- On the way over here, she blew him in the car. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- Blowjob in the car?
- While he's driving!
- Wow, how Gentile.

- A box cutter? Who am I, Mohammed Atta? I gotta buy a box cutter?

- Larry. You told Alton I'm fucking his wife?
- No, I said that you said that his wife was beautiful, and that's all I said. That's all I said.
- When you said that shit to him, that's implying that I'm fucking her.
- Well, just tell him that you're not.
- But I am!
- You are?
- I'm tapping that ass! I've been kung-fuing that ass for a while now.
- What is wrong with you? Why do you fool around with married women?
- Ass is ass, Larry.
- Ass is not ass.
- Ass is fucking ass, Larry. It's what the fuck I do.
- Well, you don't have to tap every ass. Do you? Do you have to tap every ass?
- What the fuck we gonna do right now?
- What do you mean, "we"?
- Alton's gonna fuck somebody up.
- I have nothing to do with this! I'm not tapping anybody! You're tapping! I'm not tapping!
- You are combined in this shit with me now, god damn it. We are Lego. We are a fucking Lego set right now. We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her.
- Get away from me. Get out of here.
- Fix this shit. Fix it!
- I'm not fixing anything.


- I got a pretty good vibe from that doctor. Pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

- Why couldn't you just kiss her goodbye like a human being?
- Kiss her goodbye? She's got your semen on her lips. I'm not gonna kiss her.
- She had my semen on her lips.
- Yes! Yeah, secondhand semen.
- You can't be a homosexual by proxy. It's probably in the fucking Constitution.
- I think you can be gay by proxy.


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Fuckin' enjoy, guys. 8)